samuraichampu:

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

scottlangq:

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

boyslayr:

golfgalaxy:

boyslayr:

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

gucci-flipflops:

madamgyoza:

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

I walk in the room

She mad